April 10, 2005

Fun with searches

It’s always fun to read the search queries people use to find mohea. Here are a few recent good ones:

  • is lube oil is good bussiness – no, is not.
  • pantyhose blog – truly, there are blogs for everything these days. Just not here.
  • oil sucks – actually, it’s really a good thing, in moderation.
  • jake s nude picture – you’ll be happy to know that every single picture of Jake on our web site is sans clothes. We find that cats usually don’t like clothes.
  • diaper save target as – can you save straight to the trash can?
  • black tea benefits penis – um, ok.
  • green tea penis enlargement – wait, I thought black tea was better. I’m so confused.
  • tree boring – shrubbery exciting.
  • what s the proper way of wearing a wedding band ring? – insert finger.
  • sucky wheat – yeah, wheat is so lame.
  • how to shut down ford engines after 5 min – turn the ignition off?
Posted by Mike at April 10, 2005 09:29 PM